An Actual Live Baby
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An Actual Live Baby

$72.23
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A human baby. Found in a normal place. Reasonable asking price.Features:BODY: Full soft real body newborn baby size and weight human with genteltouch like a real baby. Because it is a real baby. Can enter water for shower.EYES & MONTH: Good quality blue human eyes and eyelashes. Eyes can not blink as this baby has seen the void.HAIR: The hair is underwhelming, as baby hair often is. Fiber wig paste can freshen it up.LIMBS & CLOTHES: Human baby in fine clothes. Limbs and head can be active - it can sit or lie, which brings a sense of grim reality.APPLICATION: Perfect for anyone who is looking for a baby who does not blink.Specifications:Size: 55cm / 22inchMaterial: Human flesh + Human bone (caucasian?)Product Size: 55 * 20cm / 21.6 * 7.9inProduct Weight: 1350g / 47.6ozPackage Size: 55 * 20 * 10cm / 21.6 * 7.9 * 4inPackage Weight: 1360g / 48oz

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