Ballentine Hall Alum - Clarion State - Unisex t-shirt

Ballentine Hall: AKA Balls Hall - A Beautiful Chaos You Somehow Survived Welcome to Ballentine—where the ceilings were low, the heat was high, and personal space was more of a concept than a reality. If you lived here, you remember: the mysterious hallway smells, the offbeat elevator noises, and the daily gamble of whether the shower water would be cold or glacial. It was the kind of place where you made friends by bonding over laundry room catastrophes, hallway karaoke, and someone inevitably burning popcorn at 1 a.m. The rooms were tiny, but the memories? Massive. Ballentine was our crash course in adulting—with fire drills that doubled as social mixers, and beds that made your childhood twin feel like a luxury suite. It wasn’t pretty, but it was legendary. If those walls could talk, they’d probably just laugh—and maybe cry a little. Here’s to the dorm that gave us bad lighting, good stories, and friends for life. Ballentine, you weird little brick box, we love you. This t-shirt