Casa de CacaO: Artisanal Fake Poop White Elephant Gift

💩 Experience the absolute shit in luxury gifting! 💩 Elevate your white elephant party, office prank, or gag-gift exchange with the Casa de CacaO box—a truly unexpected and hilarious surprise. From the elegantly tied satin ribbon and sophisticated dark chocolate box, your recipient will expect a gourmet confection. They'll open it to find a stunning (and slightly unsettling) collection of what looks exactly like eight pieces of realistic, sculpted... well, you know. This artisanal "chocolate" collection features eight different, remarkably realistic pieces of fake poop, crafted to maximize shock and hilarity. The box insert even features mock gourmet flavors and shapes, including: Chocolate Soft Serve (The classic swirl) Sticky Mud Pie Truffle (A tightly coiled lump) Creamy Peanut Butter Surprise (A pale, knotted specimen) Volcanic Mexican Hot Chocolate (A dark, ridged log) Maple Glazed Breakfast Log (A long, smooth cylinder) Espresso Fudge Granita (A thin, dark spi