Dick Swinging Contest: The Game!

Finally, a way to see who really has the biggest... swing. We’ve all been in that meeting. You know the one—where the egos are flying and everyone is trying to prove who’s boss. Well, it’s time to stop talking about it and start proving it. Dick Swinging Contest: The Game! takes the metaphorical battle for dominance and turns it into a hilarious, literal, physical challenge. It is the ultimate test of rhythm, hip motion, and (let's be honest) confidence. How It Works: Forget strategy. This is about raw momentum. Tie the weighted "package" around your waist, step up to the line, and use your hips to swing your junk (we mean the game piece!) to knock the target ball across the finish line. No hands allowed. Just you and your hips against the world. Why You Need This: The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Gift: Perfect for that coworker who always has to be right, or your boss who loves a "friendly competition." Bachelor & Bachelorette Gold: Break the ice instantly. Nothing brings a par