What The Honk: Hidden Annoying Car Horn Prank

Tired of the peaceful predictability of a quiet office? Does the tranquility of your carpool's ride make you nauseous? Then you need to introduce them to the glorious, unmissable auditory chaos of What The Honk, the newest, and arguably most obnoxious, installment in our line of covert sound prank devices. The Sound of Sudden, Unexpected Traffic From the expert pranksters who brought you the delicate chirping of Frickin' Cricket and the feline fury of Meow Hear This, we now present the majestic car horn. Hidden in plain sight—or, ideally, under a seat, in a glovebox, or stuck under your victim's desk—this sleek, unassuming white device is ready to transform any environment into the most frustrating intersection in rush hour traffic. The Mechanics of Mayhem The Signature Sound: A single, loud, and utterly jarring car horn blast. It's the sound of someone saying, "Get out of the way!" but to no one in particular, every five minutes on the dot. The Timing: The five-minute interval is