2026 All-Seeing Eye Celestial Planner - Hardcover Spiral Weekly & Monthly Agenda - Mystical & Witchy Organizer for Managing Chaos

Ready to navigate the beautiful, retro-fueled disaster of the coming year? Ditch the soul-crushingly boring office supplies and embrace the one 2026 snarky celestial planner that truly gets it. The "2026 Shitshow All-Seeing Agenda" is your hardcover spiritual advisor and sarcastic best friend, designed to help you conquer deadlines, plot world domination (or at least your weekly grocery list), and maybe even remember to water your plants.It's for those who know that true enlightenment means accepting the chaos with a sense of humor and a well-organized to-do list. Your Sanctuary for Secret Plans & Spiraling ThoughtsWe know your brain has too many tabs open. That's why we designed this planner with a feature that other agendas forget: space. A full, glorious page for notes, doodles, brain dumps, and secret plans follows every single week and every single month. Consider it your dedicated Chaos Containment Zone; a place to scribble down brilliant ideas, vent about your boss, or simpl