50th Birthday Gift Wrap

Listen up, you beautiful disaster! Your bestie's big 5-0 is coming up, and you need wrapping paper that screams "I love you, but I'm also here to roast you." Well, slap my coffin and call me deceased, because we've got just the thing! Introducing our "Youth Dies Here" wrap - it's not just paper, it's a full-blown midlife meltdown in a roll! Picture this: a purple backdrop so vibrant, it'll make their bifocals work overtime. We've plastered it with more skulls than your friend's ill-advised heavy metal phase, each one grinning wider than they did before they discovered hangovers now last a week. But wait, there's more! We've got coffins that aren't just for show - they're carrying the remains of their carefree 30s and relatively-pain-free 40s. Toss in some "RIP 40s" tombstones, because nothing says "Happy 50th Birthday" quite like reminding them they're waving goodbye to an entire decade. It's not cruel; it's just... factual. And facts don't care about their feelings or their newfound o