Funny Office Love Card – I Need You Like Milton Needs His Stapler – Sarcastic Birthday or Valentine – Dry Humor for Him or Her

PLEASE READ TO AVOID ANY CONFUSIONTHE CARD WILL NOT PRINT WITH WATERMARK!CUSTOMIZE IS FOR TEXT ONLY… 📝 Description:“I need YOU like Milton needs his stapler.”This hilariously clingy office love card is perfect for anyone who thrives on sarcasm and slow-burning frustration. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, a work crush, or your forever-person who "borrowed" your favorite pen—this card is painfully relatable and undeniably funny. → STANDARD: Blank inside→ CUSTOM IN: Your custom message on the inside→ CUSTOM OUT: Your custom message on the outside; blank inside→ CUSTOM OUT & IN: Your custom message on both the outside and inside→ BACK OF CARD:– Top: Image of the card front with social media icons and shop websites (small)– Bottom: Jaydn Baby LLC logo with “made in Fort Worth, TX” underneath (small)→ A2 size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches or A7 size: 5 1/8 x 7 inches→ Printed on high-quality cool white matte 100-lb card stock→ High-resolution photo-quality prints→ Smooth matte surface — easy to