Excuse Pencils for Introverts

PEOPLE SUCK. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding. 8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils   Pencils: SORRY, I HAVE EBOLA MY LEGS FELL OFF THIS MORNING THE DAMN TOILET EXPLODED I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS I'M STUCK AT THE DUBAI AIRPORT I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK SOME BLEACH THERE'S A WILD BOAR IN THE DRIVEWAY PEOPLE SCARE ME