Excuse Pencils for Introverts

People Suck That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding. Pencils: Sorry, I Have Ebola My Legs Fell Off This Morning The Damn Toilet Exploded I've Been Abducted By Aliens I'm Stuck at the Dubai Airport I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach There's a Wild Boar in the Driveway People Scare Me