Pencils for Bad Attitudes

Are you still here? I thought perhaps my lack of eye contact and general disinterest may have clued you in. But here you are, still standing in front of me with your half-baked motivational sound bites and cheesy grin. No, I'm not going to be a "team player" and be more "pleasant to Tim" and stop "drinking on the job." What is this, a Cub Scout jamboree? Pencils: Apathy is a State of Mind *Slams Door* Why is This My Problem? I'm Not Even Listening Your Fault, Not Mine I'm Not Rude, You Are Why is Everyone So Annoying? Call Someone Who Cares