Bigfoot Farts in a Jar – Funny Gag Gift, Camping or White Elephant Gift, Glow Keychain, Handmade in USA
🐾 Bigfoot Farts in a Jar Funny Camping Gift • Sasquatch Lover Gift • White Elephant Champion • Glow Keychain Included • Handmade in USA Think Bigfoot is mysterious? Try bottling what he leaves behind. This jar allegedly contains a freshly captured Bigfoot fart — lovingly collected at dawn in the misty Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, sealed for freshness, and shipped straight to your door with a rechargeable glow-in-the-dark keychain. Why? Because America is wild, North Carolina is magical, and someone had to do it. Who buys this? Bigfoot believers & cryptid collectors Campers, hikers, hunters & “I swear I saw him” storytellers Gag gifts for men (boyfriends, husbands, dads, outdoorsy friends) White Elephant & Secret Santa chaos coordinators Office prank legends, cabin hosts, national park fanatics What’s included 1 Bigfoot Fart Jar (white plastic jar with official label) Scent: like your nostrils got high-fived by nature (earthy, woodsy, lightly feral) Glow