AlienRiffle

����️ MOLON LABE | “My Assault Rifle Identifies As An Illegal Alien” Custom Cotton Tank Top Say it loud, say it proud—or just wear it like a warning. This bold and unapologetic design brings a satirical twist to modern discourse, featuring a parody of California’s infamous border sign—except this time, it’s a line of rifles on the run. Made for patriots, rebels, and those who dare to speak in second-amendment sarcasm. ���� Why You’ll Love It: Maximum Comfort – Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable 100% combed ringspun cotton that feels as good as your freedom tastes. Built to Last – Pre-shrunk and fabric-laundered so it keeps its shape after every wash—just like your convictions. Make a Statement – Whether you’re rocking it at the range, gym, or your next BBQ, this tank won’t whisper your stance—it shouts it. Custom Fit – Modern tailoring with side seams and a self-fabric neck binding, so you don’t just talk the talk—you look sharp doing it. Ready for Action – Tear-away label for