SonicWALL CDP 220 Network Storage Server

It’s possible that the SonicWALL CDP 220 Network Storage Server might be from a dystopian future that doesn’t exist anymore.  But timelines so crazy convoluted lately that it’s hard to keep track of when and where everything comes from nowadays. Ever since the Time Crux - the piece of reality that keeps all time streams flowing together without overlapping with one another - was stolen, our lives have never quite been the same. But at least this gave us a chance to meet history’s most unforgettable and influential figures. (Mary, Queen of Scots is kind of annoying when she’s had a few too many Sea Breezes, by the way.) Wait, what were we talking about? Ah, yes. The SonicWALL CDP 220 Network Storage Server. It just sort of appeared out thin air one day, like so many other devices, creatures, and people. It told us it was from a place that looks like our own but is not recognizable at all once you dig under the surface. Whenever this mysterious timeline occurred, it had its branch office