Adtran netvanta 3130 (anx a) (1700611g2)

The 1700611G2 by ADTRAN comes to us directly from Tau Ceti Center, the very heart of the WorldWeb. Rumor has it that it was transported directly here by the sole survivor of the Time Tombs pilgrimage. We think that last part sounds a bit far fetched, though - who encounters the Shrike and lives to tell about it?We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.You'd like to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? No, I'm afraid we're just as lost as you on that one. But we do know an awful lot about this particular item - ask us anything.We're off to count our inventory of ADTRAN 1700611G2 again. You can never be too accurate! Holler if you need us.