ADTRAN NetVanta 838T (1172838G1)

We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the 1172838G1 by ADTRAN. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers. So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where - thankfully - everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night. A seeker of truth you say? We'll tell you what we know. Steer clear of the confessors, though - nothing but trouble that lot. Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a ADTRAN 1172838G1)!