Netgear N600 Wireless Dual Band Router (WNDR3400) - New

One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of WNDR3400-100NAS by Netgear. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys. Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo. We've had no reports of this item causing spontaneous temporal displacement, but if you have concerns about this (or anything else) please reach out to us (we'll check with Al). We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Netgear WNDR3400-100NAS (or anything else!).