Abso-F%cking-Lutely-Not

Abso-F%cking-Lutely-Not

$42.32
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~ Abso-F%cking-Lutely-Not ~ Not in this lifetime — or the next. 🙅‍♀️ This hoodie is the perfect blend of sass, confidence, and comfort. Designed for those who love to make a bold statement while staying effortlessly cozy, it’s more than just a hoodie—it’s an attitude. Whether you’re turning heads on the street, chilling at home, or gifting some personality to a friend, this piece guarantees style with a side of humor. Stand out, stay warm, and own the moment.   Product Features: • Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm • Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit • Made from a durable and smooth 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend • Ethically made with medium-heavy fabric for warmth and comfort   Care Instructions: • Tumble dry: Medium • Iron, steam, or dry: Low heat • Do not dry clean • Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C / 90°F)  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed

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