8 Billion Tee

It’s not arrogance, it’s just statistical probability. Eight billion people, and yet here you are, the lone beacon of driving excellence in a sea of morons.  You didn’t ask for this burden, but greatness rarely does.  This tee isn’t just a statement, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it proudly, knowing you’re the hero the roads need, even if they don’t deserve you. Regular fit Beige Screenprint NFR Woven Neck Label Light weight, 5.4 oz 50% cotton 50% polyester Preshrunk Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck