Ghostwriting Dating Profiles/Consulting

Are you ready to get dip your toe into the pool of freakiness? Let us help you jump in with both feet! We met on a dating app and are now happily engaged and madly in love. Prior to that however, we each found quite a bit of success with attracting bedfellows for every kind of debauchery imaginable. In the digital age, why put all your eggs in the basket of a dive bar when you can cast a net over your entire city? Skip the corny pickup lines and let us create a profile for you that will attract the Adonis or Aphrodite that you’ve been daydreaming about. How it works: We will write you a bio that is guaranteed to have potential play partners sliding into your DMs. Translation for the pre-1990 crowd, your inbox will be busy. Tell us about yourself, what type of partner/playmate you’re looking for, and what you want to happen. We will craft your profile to express who you are, what your interests & desires are, and we know all the things to include (and exclude) to make your bio reall