Paddy's Car Coaster

If you have a car and that car has a cup holder, you need at least one of these little darlings. They sit right inside a standard cup holder and soak up all manner of mysterious juices and wet spots, from apple juice to non-alcoholic wine aka “momjuice”. While all the while reminding you not to be a dick. If someone offers to pleasure you while you’re driving, take a long look down into your cup holder before saying no. These things soak up everything, including spontaneous, reckless, dumbass, irrational decisions. Made with ceramic stone material that absorbs moisture or condensation. Fits into most vehicle cup holders at 2 1/2" diameter and features a finger notch for easy removal.