Lockheed Tech Support: Skunk Works – “Gear Don’t” Edition

When the world’s most advanced jet spends 50 minutes on a conference call before a crash, flightline humor writes itself.   Patch Details: Size: 3.5” tall shield shape OCP colorway embroidery Sewn-on hook backing (Velcro) Limited run —  Ships in 1–4 business days Blazon (Heraldic Style): On a shield Tenné, a skunk Sable fimbriated Argent grasping a telephone proper, backed by a map Vert, in dexter base a modern fighter jet Argent, motto scroll inscribed “SKUNK WORKS GEAR DON’T.”