Accident Prone - "Oh Woah!" Shirt

Description "Welcome to Bananarama, where it's party time all the time!" said the grown-up to you when you came in the door and got your party "hat" and party shirt. It was like a magical door to a place where there were lights, music, plushies, toys, and friends everywhere! After a while you're having a good time when suddenly you hear a shrill whistle and a big red square is thrust in your face! What's going on?! What's that wet feeling? Did you just commit a party foul?!  Instructions Well well, it's probably a little late for you to be reading the directions now, isn't it? Next time listen to the grown-ups when they tell you to wear protection before you go out! Then next time you won't get the red card for your party foul! Specifications & Sizing • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamed • Made with love by ABDLs/Furries for all ageplayers Size guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Length