Night Jumps - Midnight Time - Pajama Pants

Description Here's what happens when you put on these super soft pants: Your bottoms are made out of springs and your top is made out of rubber! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce - oh the sun went down? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! It's the middle of the night? BOUNCE! BOUNCE! B-----zzzzzZzzzzz. Maybe you should wear this more often, eh? The grown-ups might approve quite a bit. Especially since you'll be the only one....not making a fuss! Instructions Warning: Ensure you do not have moist undies prior to putting on these pants or you risk a leak, flood, or natural disaster! Apply pants. Begin to BOUNCE! BOUNCE BOUNCE! Specifications • 95% polyester, 5% elastane• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)• Slim fit• Soft cotton-feel fabric face• Brushed fleece fabric inside• Cuffed legs• Practical pockets• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring Size guide   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝ Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾   XS S M