Funny Chloroform Towel – Dark Humor Dish Cloth for Secret Agent Kitchens

Operation: Clean Hands. Cover Story: Just a Towel. Some days, the world requires subtle persuasion, and your kitchen or bath should reflect your commitment to maximum efficiency. This towel is perfect for the person who sees mundane domestic tasks as high-stakes espionage. It's an indispensable piece of spy gear—perfect for wiping fingerprints off the counter or simply drying your hands after disarming the dishwasher. Undercover Linen Assignments:• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and perfect for quick disappearing acts• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and ready for tactical clean-up• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and excellent for subtle concealment Mission Logistics & Surveillance Details:• Other towel colors available—request special ops hues• Sizes are approximate; details can get messy during infiltration• Wash before use for full mind-altering power• Polyester thread resists dirt, double-crosses, and dubious deals• Crafted to order; each is uniquely encrypt