Shut Your Cakehole Supernatural Hand Towel

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. This one's for the Winchester-watching, classic-rock-blaring, demon-hunting kitchen heroes. Whether you're team Dean or just here for Baby and the banter, this towel is stitched with iconic sass and Supernatural soul. Hang it loud and proud, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll keep the pie safe. Towel Options:• Flour Sack – light, crisp, and ready to dry faster than Dean can say “jerk”• Waffle Weave – textured and grippy, like the salt on Sam’s lore books• Terrycloth – soft, thirsty, and perfect for post-exorcism cleanup Sticky Little Details:• Other towel colors may be available upon request• Sizes are approximate and might vary (Baby’s trunk isn’t the only thing with hidden space)• Wash before use—because who knows what kind of hex bags it’s been near• Thread is polyester and tough enough to survive light bleach and a salt-and-burn• All designs are handmade to order—no two towels (or hunts) are exactly alike• Customizations beyond Towel Typ