A Random Plate. Perhaps the best plate ever.

You let me choose the plate. I'll ship you a first quality plate of my choosing. It could be made of earthenware, stoneware, or porcelain. Fired in a wood kiln, gas kiln, or electric kiln. It might have decals, it might not. I'll pick you a good one, you get a surprise. You pick the size but I'll pick the pattern. Your plate will be dishwasher safe. It will be excellent, and good for the sandwich, salad, or dessert of your choosing.