Old Fart Birthday Card

Toot! Toot! All aboard the laughter express, fueled 100% by your dads smelly farts. Always wanted to call someone close to you an old fart, but can’t work up the nerve to do it? No worries, just let this old farter do it for you. As the lucky birthday boy or girl receives this card they might catch a whiff of what’s inside. Not because the card stinks, but because we left a playful hint on the front by writing the words “happy birthday” with a gaseous cloud font. Inside they will be met by the old farter himself spewing out birthday wishes from both ends. The first greeting is sure to make the recipient smile, and maybe even tear up from the old farters sentimental message of “happy birthday! You old fart! If that doesn’t do it then they will certainly tear up from laughter when they see how tortured our sunflowers are from the old farters explosive gas cloud. Features: Greeting card size: 5” x 7” Envelope size: 5” x 7” Note card size: 4” x 6”