Amazing Orgasms Card

CROWN THE OCCASION: A smile-sparking greeting card for that special someone you love, and most importantly, love to annoy. This makes a great Valentine’s, birthday, or anniversary card for your awesome husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or life partner. MADE TO IMPRESS: Greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock. While others are just 200gm, our humorous anniversary card for boyfriend/ girlfriend is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a premium feel. KEEP IT PRISTINE: Never have to worry about the hilarious Valentine’s card for him or her getting dirty or tattered. It comes with a high-quality kraft envelope to keep all the goodness intact. Our funny anniversary cards are also carefully shipped to keep them pristine. WRITE YOUR HEART OUT: You’ve got all the room to touch that special someone’s heart or tickle their ribs. Each naughty notecard measures 5” x 7”, is completely blank inside, and is the per