The Wishboners! - 5 Pack

Nothing says nostalgia like grabbing a dead turkey’s clavicle and snapping it in half while your smiling family applauds. Since, we here at Shipadick, are permanently stuck in the past, (Call our land-line if you don’t believe it) we thought we’d recreate one of our favorite Thanksgiving memories. Cut out of 1/8″ white acrylic (4″ tall) this double-dicked plastic bone is, like Mr. Dick on the tail end of a White-Out bender, ready to fucking snap. Just grab a friend, choose a shaft, make a wish and jerk it off. 5 Wishboners in pack! Add a free note card above. Every order is sent anonymously! Your secret is safe with us.   Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions: - Are the dicks sent anonymously?They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information. - Are you sure they won’t find out