D*ck Zipper Pouch

If you’re easily offended, or if you don’t think 🍆 🍆 are hilarious, wtf are you doing here? Jk, but really, look away. The d*ck zipper pouch can hold my full face of makeup with room to spare. It also has space for a small hand sanitizer or lotion hidden in the tip! Hand sanitizer is included. The lining is waterproof canvas, so you don't have to worry about spills and messes.  This pouch is machine washable. Just flip it inside out before tossing it in the washing machine on delicate. Lay flat with the zipper open to dry. The pouch measures 13" long, 10" wide at the balls, and 6" wide at the shaft. Lining and zipper colors may vary.  This product is made to order. Please allow up to 3 weeks for processing before shipping.