The Child

Tiny Legend, Big Impact Meet the pint-sized powerhouse that's about to level up your hat game! At just 1.75"W x 1.5"T, this little green friend packs more charm than a cargo hold full of space snacks. With those big eyes and even bigger ears, this pocket-sized sage is ready to bring some otherworldly wisdom to your everyday adventures. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.75"W x 1.5"T of pure wonder Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than ancient mystical powers Built for Believers: Waterproof (like your faith in the impossible) Cold-resistant (desert child approved) No-curl edges (as precise as levitating objects) Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than space communication) Perfect For: Aspiring mentors Soup enthusiasts Frog admirers Robe collectors Anyone who believes size matters not People who take the scenic route through the galaxy Warning: May cause: Sudden cravings for bone broth Urges to speak in reversed sentences Spontaneous acts of wisdom Tendency to befriend anyt