UNGA BUNGA

Meet the original outdoor enthusiast! Before Gore-Tex, before trail maps, and way before fancy camping gear, this guy was living his best prehistoric life. Our cave-dwelling friend comes ready to remind you that sometimes the best adventures require nothing but a loincloth and a can-do attitude. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.75"W x 2"T of pure primitive power Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than a woolly mammoth Built for Prehistoric Performance: Waterproof (unlike those cave paintings) Cold-resistant (ice age approved) No-curl edges (flatter than a stone tablet) Bomber velcro backing (sticks better than prehistoric pitch) Perfect For: Modern-day adventurers Minimalist campers Club enthusiasts Anyone who thinks fire is still pretty magical Those who grunt at morning people Why PVC? We chose premium PVC because: Tougher than a dinosaur steak More flexible than your caveman diet Weather-resistant (unlike those primitive shelters) Built to last lo