For a So-So Time

Because Medium Rare Isn't Just for Steaks Welcome to the sweet spot of skiing – where the runs are just right and the vibes are always chill! Our Blue Square beauty is for everyone who knows that the real magic happens in the middle. Not too scary, not too boring... it's just chef's kiss perfect! Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.5"W x 2"T of pure midlife crisis avoidance Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your commitment to "maybe trying a black diamond next time" Built for the Perfectly Average: Waterproof (like your excuses to avoid double blacks) Cold-resistant (unlike your friend still stuck on the bunny slope) No-curl edges (straighter than your intermediate turns) Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than your ski buddy) Perfect For: Comfortable cruisers Middle-ground marines Blue run battalions "I could do blacks, but why rush?" specialists People who think green is for kids but black is for crazy Anyone who's ever said "This is fine" and actually meant it