I Beer Bend

For Those Who Know Their IPAs Show your love for Oregon's beer capital with our tribute to the happiest place on hops! Because let's be honest - Bend is basically where beer goes on vacation and decides to stay forever. Technical Specs: Dimensions: Made to fit perfectly between sips Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your resolve to "just have one beer" Built for Beer Adventures: Waterproof (like your excuses for another brewery tour) Cold-resistant (unlike that IPA you left in the car) No-curl edges (straighter than your path between breweries) Bomber velcro backing (sticks better than brewery stamps on your passport) Perfect For: Craft beer crusaders Brewery trail blazers Bend beer believers Après ski specialists People who think "hops" is a food group Anyone who measures distance in breweries *Warning: May cause: Sudden cravings for craft beer Spontaneous brewery visits Excessive knowledge of hop varieties Inability to drink "regular" beer Uncontrollable ur