Roboshark

Half Machine, All Awesome The future called – they want their apex predator back! Our mechanical shark is what happens when Shark Week meets Silicon Valley, complete with more computing power than a spacecraft and still somehow less scary than the real thing. Technical Specs: Dimensions: Perfectly predator-sized Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than a titanium jaw Built for Digital Depths: Waterproof (like any good shark should be) Cold-resistant (runs on cold boot, get it?) No-curl edges (smoother than a shark's streamline) Bomber velcro backing (grips better than robot teeth) Perfect For: Tech sharks Cyberpunk enthusiasts Robot revolutionaries Marine mechanics Sci-fi swimmers Anyone who thinks "Jaws" needed more lasers People who make robot noises... unironically Why This Shark Computes: Runs on salt water and pure style Never needs software updates Has better GPS than your phone Makes regular sharks look obsolete Probably has WiFi (we're still checking) Warni