Shell Yeah

Where Waves Meet Paradise Meet the ultimate escape artist – a tiny slice of paradise trapped in a shell! This beachy beauty captures that perfect moment when the waves are right, the sun is bright, and your out-of-office reply is working overtime. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2.25"W x 1.77"T of pure paradise Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your desire to quit and become a beach bum Built for Beach Life: Waterproof (like your excuses to stay in the water) Cold-resistant (unlike your tolerance for winter) No-curl edges (smoother than glass-off conditions) Bomber velcro backing (grips better than sand in your shorts) Perfect For: Beach daydreamers Wave watchers Paradise professionals Sunset specialists People who think "office" is a four-letter word Anyone who's ever called in "sick" on a perfect surf day Those who measure time in tides Why This Shell Rules: Captures peak vacation energy Makes Monday meetings more bearable Provides instant mental vacations Pro