Send It

The Only Permission Slip You Need The universal battle cry of people who don't believe in plan B! This isn't just a patch – it's a lifestyle manifesto in two simple words. When in doubt? You already know the answer. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2"W x 1.1"T of pure commitment Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your mom's nerves Built for Full Send: Waterproof (like your confidence) Cold-resistant (unlike your inhibitions) No-curl edges (straighter than your send line) Bomber velcro backing (more committed than you are) Perfect For: Professional senders Part-time stoke machines Full-time thrill seekers "Hold my beer" specialists People who think safety meetings are optional Anyone who's ever said "watch this" Those who make their insurance agent nervous Why This Patch Rules: Universal language of stoke Makes hesitation impossible Works as a decision maker Probably cheaper than hospital bills Definitely your mom's least favorite patch Warning: May cause: Spont