Fjord Force

Pillaging Hearts Since Forever Look who just sailed in from stealing the show! With a beard more legendary than your camping stories and swagger that makes Thor jealous, this pint-sized pillager is here to raid your hat game. At 1.6"W x 2.25"T, he's proof that you don't need a longboat to make waves. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.6"W x 2.25"T of pure Norse energy Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than a Viking's handshake Built for Glory: Waterproof (like a well-oiled beard) Cold-resistant (Scandinavian tested) No-curl edges (straighter than your moral compass) Bomber velcro backing (more secure than your treasure chest) Perfect For: Professional feast throwers Axe-idental tourists Casual plunderers Certified beard enthusiasts Anyone who's ever called a boat a ship People who think horned helmets are historically inaccurate Warning: May cause: Spontaneous mead drinking Urges to build longships Excessive use of "thee" and "thou" Uncontrollable need to throw axes M