BEANIE - BEAR SWORDSMAN

Oh sweet mercy, hold on to your socks because we are about to talk about the most majestic beanie to ever grace a human head! (Besides our other beanies of course.) This isn’t just some regular old hat you throw on to avoid brushing your hair, no sir. This is a black, 100% acrylic warrior of a beanie that comes equipped with a 2.5-inch embroidered design of a bear—but not just any bear. Oh no, this bear has a sword in its mouth, roaring like it’s ready to charge into battle or at least tackle Monday morning with extreme prejudice. And the best part? This isn’t some mass-produced design churned out by multple machines. Oh no, this is embroidered in-house, baby, using polyester thread that’s probably been imbued with magical powers. Each stitch, lovingly placed like the bear itself demanded it. And let’s not forget the beanie itself—classic black, sleek, knit, and made of 100% acrylic, so it’s got that cozy-but-tough feel. It’s like wearing a blanket for your head, but make it fashion.