Aspirational Soccer Mom Club Hat

G-Wagons, charcuterie boards, organic juice boxes, wine, and a willingness to pretend like your kid is actually good at sports, while getting positively embarrassed on the soccer field. Welcome to the modern utopia. Price of entry for most is high. Sacrifices are made: dairy in lattes, gluten, possibly your forehead mobility. You though, the aspirational sort, can achieve this same status while keeping your complete range of facial expressions intact. For $35 and a healthy appreciation of corduroy, join the aspirational soccer mom alliance; after all, hats are the new botox.