'Nuffin but Oats' Sweatshirt

You're stranded in the middle of the ocean on a boho-hipster pirate ship constructed from whimsical knick knacks like unicycle wheels, non-gmo asparagus stalks, and sails made from stitched coffee bean bags. A kraken approaches. Your crew's favorite indie Spotify playlist has been replaced by a self-improvement podcast. In summary: the rations are low, vibes - off, water - scarce.But, despite the dire nature of the situation you now find yourself in, you spot salvation on the horizon, moving towards you at a breakneck speed, as if Zeus himself has ferried it across the cresting waves. Hipster ambrosia has arrived. Oat milk is here. Guzzle your nectar in peace, rekindle the vibes between your crew, thwart the approaching kraken, and commemorate this bliss eternally with our “Nuffin but Oats” sweatshirt. It'd sure be cooler if ya did. *We recommend to order your true size for an oversized look*