A Yorkshire Tragedy In Plain and Simple English (Digital Download)

  PURCHASE A COPY OF A YORKSHIRE TRAGEDY WELL IN PLAIN AND SIMPLE ENGLISH NOW!     Do you need to understand Shakespeare and want something more interactive? Try our free app, SwipeSpeare! EXCERPT FROM A YORKSHIRE TRAGEY IN PLAIN AND SIMPLE ENGLISH SCENE I A room in Calverly Hall. [Enter Oliver and Ralph, two servingmen.]OLIVERSirrah Ralph, my young Mistress is in such a pitiful passionate humor for the long absence of her love--Well, Ralph, my young mistress is in such a pitiful passionate mood because of the long absence of her love--RALPHWhy, can you blame her? why, apples hanging longer on the tree then when they are ripe makes so many fallings; viz., Mad wenches, because they are not gathered in time, are fain to drop of them selves, and then tis Common you know for every man to take em up.Why, can you blame her? Why, it’s because apples are left hanging on the tree after they ripen that so many of them fall. That is to say, since mad young