Approve the Beard Postcard

Attention all Beard-believers!Support the cause for less razor burn and more facial flair in our army ranks. For a measly $0.99, make a bold statement that's sure to raise eyebrows (and hopefully grow beards)!YOUR MISSION? Advocate for beard-acceptance in the military!HOW? It's simple, solider! Send a 100% approved, top-secret encoded message directly to the Sergeant Major of the Army or CSM of your choice. What's the message? A cheeky but charming "Approve the Beard!" postcard delivered straight from the ranks of Terminal Rank.All you have to do?Flex those fingers and visit our website.Choose the poor, beard-deprived Sergeant Major.Make a tiny dent in your wallet of just 99 cents.Watch as  possible beard growth unfolds!Act now, it's time to let the hair loose and follow the bristly path to a fuzzier future!