50 Grit Aggressive

A textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it too was forged in the heart of a dying star.  This capeless vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne, and keratosis pilaris. We haven't even talked about how it increases blood flow, reaches the unreachable parts of your body and nails three-pointers, making it powerful in life, yet unstoppable in death. You might wince at its single-minded determination to purge your filth, but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 GRIT AGGRESSIVE will hurt you just enough.    DIRECTIONS FOR USE  Wet with water, lather with body wash and commit at least 60 seconds of exfoliation 2-3x a week. Buff the temple that is your body! (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face).  Rinse 50 Grit and hang dry.  Replace every 60-90ish days. Stretches in length over time *not advised for those with sensitive skin   2 oz