Abandoned Mattresses 2026 Funny Calendar

🛏️ Abandoned Mattresses 2026 Funny Gag Gift Calendar The Perfect Funny Gift for the Person Who Has Everything… Except This. 🎁 Tired of giving the same old socks, candles, and boring gift cards? Step up your game with the Abandoned Mattresses 2026 Funny Calendar — a 12-month photo journey through America’s most tragically hilarious roadside relics. Each month showcases a brand-new abandoned mattress, photographed in all its lumpy, curbside glory. From city sidewalks to suburban alleys, this quirky wall calendar is a masterpiece of discarded dreams. Why You’ll Love It 🛏️ A Mattress for Every Month Enjoy 12 unforgettable portraits — from January’s frosty queen-size on the curb to September’s floral-print relic with “extra character.” It’s a humorous 2026 wall calendar like no other. 😂 The Ultimate Funny Gag Gift Perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, office parties, Secret Santa, or that friend who “has everything.” It’s weird, witty, and guaranteed to get a laugh. A true conversatio