Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

Who are you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap. Pencils: I Guess You Want a Present Now, Huh Happy. Birthday. To. Me. Oh, You're Sooo Special Today Hey, At Least I Remembered You're Not Old, You're Ancient You're Lucky I Have to Be Nice to You Go On. Cry if You Want to. Slightly Expired