Jester Hat

Everyone knows the importance of Being Prepared. You've stocked batteries, candles, water, matches, an emergency radio, rations, and everything you need for a natural disaster or zombie attack; but--have you thought of the chaos that awaits society in the event of a Comic Apocalypse? Just think of the horror: roving bands of humorists, from professional comedians to practical jokers, who will not stop their routines until you laugh. Your only hope of survival is to pass among them unnoticed. A jester hat, the international symbol for foolishness, may save your life! Get yours now.* *A particularly dangerous comic will practice Dark Humor on helpless victims. Be sure to stock a Dark Jester just in case. One size fits most. Broadcloth.