CANDY PITS Underarm Lightener

Pity the pits!  The hollow, unsung, concaved hero consisting of an artery, vein, part of the brachial plexus, lymph nodes & pockets of fat & tissue.  Since it contains over 500K smelly sweat glands, it’s sadly neglected & treated like a stepchild.  Armpits don’t just have stubble, they also have feelings!  No longer feel embarrassed by your fugly little dents.  There’s hope for the underarms of the world & they’re taking back their gapped domains!  After years of neglect, abusive shaving, calcified buildup of layered, dead skin cells, excessive deodorant usage, constant rubbing & irritation of brassieres & civilizations of bacterial villages inhabiting the pits, they deserve a break.  (Cue:  Enter Candy Pits.)  This not-so-hot body part becomes smooth, lighter, prettier & might we even say sexy?  Confidently, wear sleeveless clothes, walk tall & proud with dainty, new armpits!  Raise those arms high to the sky & show off the pits like an arrogant pea