Bag of DIcks Tote

You Could Be Carrying Groceries - Or a Bag of Dicks Why settle for a boring tote when you can strut through life with a Bag of Dicks dangling from your shoulder? This isn’t your average reusable shopping bag. This is a bold, unapologetic, 15-inch middle finger to basic bitches and beige personalities everywhere. Whether you’re stuffing it with wine bottles, thongs, or gummy dick gifts, this beast says what everyone’s thinking but too afraid to shout in public: Suck it, Karen - I brought the dicks. So go ahead. Click “Add to Cart” and give the world the bag it never asked for but desperately deserves. Because a Dicks Beach Bag Is Way More Fun Than a Tote With Pineapples The Bag of Dicks Tote isn’t just funny. It’s f**king functional. We’re talking 100% spun polyester, dual bull denim cotton handles, and the strength to hold 44 pounds of snacks, secrets, or unsolicited opinions from your drunk aunt. You could carry a small goat in this thing (don’t do that), and it still wouldn’t flinc